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Filthy, cantankerous tramp who walks the streets, muttering to himself
Tells people he is the king of London, and people laugh
Been doing it for so long, that people know him as nothing else

No-one hurts him or causes him trouble, and people give him food and cast-offs, but otherwise he’s just another homeless tramp in London
There are self-appointed ‘knights’ who take revenge on his behalf for anything bad that befalls him, and help others as they can

When treated in the manner of nobility, his manner changes
He speaks well and his presense is awesome, he know things that cut to heart to the matter – things he shouldn’t know
Uncorruptable and considered completely neutral, people seek him out for judgements
His only weakness is London, and anything that might harm her or its people