Feb 032012
 

Home, sweet home, it ain’t…
…But when the cash is low, the rain is falling and you need somewhere to crash, EZ Rest is all you got.

Make yer way up the stairs, past the pay-per-shower stalls and the other oversized coffins until you’re where you’re gonna spend the next few hours.

Remember to bolt the door once you’re inside…
…Getting past that’ll give you some warning if someone comes calling, unannounced.

The infospace connection won’t be upto much, but maybe it’ll be enough to be useful…
…And the mattress floor won’t do anything for yer joints.

Remember to be out nice’n’early, ‘cos the automated spray’n’clean system will wake you with its routine – unless you pay in advance and it knows you’re there. But sometimes they do make mistakes.

And finally…
…Enjoy yer stay at one of our many and luxurious Accommodation Centres